Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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