Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
