I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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