ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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