I just saw a hot homeless man
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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