Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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