And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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