I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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