it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Randomize