im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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