My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
