At least make sure they are 18
Why
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
