Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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