Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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