that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
My dick has a subreddit
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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