Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Randomize
