don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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