it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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