So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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