found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I think i got beer on your cat.
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