i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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