We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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