I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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