you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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