Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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