adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
