I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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