If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
