you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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