Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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