He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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