Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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