Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
that is very illegal...i love you.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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