I'm drive I can fine osifer
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
