shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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