I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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