am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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