i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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