Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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