HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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