So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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