I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
