Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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