i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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