Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
thus making me awesome and them whores
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There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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