I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Randomize
