i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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