How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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