first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Randomize
