He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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